girl: come over
me: okay
me: do you want me to bring snacks
me: i also have the back to the future trilogy on dvd
girl: my parents aren't home
me: that is a real shame i was hoping to talk to them
me: but that's fine i still enjoy your company regardless
me: seriously i can put the back to the future boxset in my bag right now if you want it
girl: im implying we should have sex
me: oh
me: OH
me: uh
me: okay but can we watch back to the future first
girl:
me: you also didnt answer my question about the snacks

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via strangelingg)


The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don’t know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.
Chuck Palahniuk (via wordsnquotes)

(via wordsnquotes)


Tucker takes naps as much as me



Honestly he’s the best dog in the world.

Honestly he’s the best dog in the world.



tyleroakley:

the most important ice bucket challenge video


Q
I love seeing your posts about you and Josh! When I post about my boyfriend I always feel that people get annoyed. But yeah I love reading about y'all!
A

Thank you so much!!! Post about him all you want I’ll definitely read!! He means the world to me and I love to show everyone :)


I think my blog has turned into all about Josh… Haha I love you so much!!

I think my blog has turned into all about Josh… Haha I love you so much!!